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A jam submission

I have to do parkour so my wife wont leave me.View game page

The best game ever made, ever.
Submitted by karakuja — 20 minutes, 53 seconds before the deadline
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Results

CriteriaRankScore*Raw Score
Theme#263.4293.727
Aesthetics#373.0943.364
Overall#402.9063.159
Gameplay#522.6762.909
Sound#542.4252.636

Ranked from 11 ratings. Score is adjusted from raw score by the median number of ratings per game in the jam.

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Submitted

The collider on the tables is a bit weird, an excellent theme, "brainwashing" BGM, really inspiring.

Submitted

yes

Submitted

That cutscene at the start of the game was really good

Submitted

I always smile while playing this game. Every aspect of assets is nice.

Submitted

This is one of the videos game of all time. I show this game to a 1459 medieval peasants and he process to have sensory overload from excitement and die on the spot. This game is definitely a morbillion/10

Submitted

I liked the game. It was funny and really subverted my expectations. The jump could be a bit more lenient, but the gameplay is good otherwise. The music is...uh...very loud. And kazooey. All of the graphics were off the internet and you made none of them. Overall, I do like the game, but the audio needs work.

Submitted(+1)

I love it