For all that was waiting to listen to my rant rejoice it begins
So we all know the MC is part Ditto We all know that. But every time he is in a new region eventually a group of Dittos will just appear one day and follow The MC. He doesn't know how many follow him at a time because you can't exactly count how many Dittos are in a group. But his best guess is somewhere between 7 and 28 at a time. But the MC can't understand why so many Dittos pull him around time from time. The reason for that is quite easy to answer and it's a surprise that the MC doesn't realize it yet. Since the MC is part Ditto all the other Dittos see the MC as the alpha of their species, the king, the ruler, and all those different titles and so that's why they follow him around of course when the MC enters a building or goes into a cave they will stop following him for a time but like clockwork, they were always start to follow him again. But when the MC leaves the region, he believes he leaves that group for Dittos behind in the previous region. This line of thought is WRONG because the Dittos sneak onto the ship. Every new region he enters and leaves the amount of Dittos is Stanley increasing.
So you may be thinking, how has the MC and the girls not know the massive amount of Dittos on the ship first off it's a pretty big ship. Besides that point the biology of the Ditto race makes it near impossible to even locate them first, they don't give a sent. Dittos don't smell like anything until they transform. Then they gain the sent of the thing they turned into, but they're natural state they don't give up a smell. Now you may retort, but there are plenty of psychic types on the boat could they not just feel the Dittos. And then I would answer you. They don't exactly have Brains they like a giant amoeba. They are intelligent creatures, but they don't exactly have brains. So psychic type Pokémon. Can't really just feel their brain waves. And they are able to squish their bodies completely flat because they don't have any internal organs. So basically they can squeeze through any crevice they can see. And also unlike how the anime shows them Dittos perfectly copy any Pokémon shape and features. And it's not just Pokémon they can also turn into ordinary objects. There could just be a chair one moment and then you look away for a second then look back and it's gone you could be like there's too many pillows on my bed and that I remember then You leave and return and one pillow is missing they can just turn into flying type Pokémon and just fly around the ship or they could just turn to water type Pokémon and swim around the ship and they can just turn into a Kecleon and go invisible there's plenty of places the Dittos can hide.
there's only there things on the ship that have a inkling about the Dittos that is new, newtwo and the Rotoms. The Rotoms are in charge of the the ship, the also in charge of a lot of the tech on it security cameras as they have noticed once or twice that shadowy blob moves across the screen, and that a chair that was in the corner of the room is somehow now in the center of it for the cameras they also have a type of scanner. What this sensor does is simple it counts the amount of living entities on the ship. And they have notice is that the scanner is picking up on more living things that was supposed to be on the ship. But they chalk this up to the girls being pregnant. Now, Mewtwo has a sense that there are things on the ship that feels a little familiar because if you believe in the theory that Dittos or fail attempt at cloning mew that makes them kind of feel like Mewtwo and mew but not a lot. It's like a feeling at the back of your head, but you can't place your finger on it. You can just feel it. Mew on the other hand knows about them she likes exploring the ship and going into places that she really shouldn't go into so one of these times she bumps into a couple of Dittos in the air and ever since then she has been noticing that there are a lot of Dittos on the ship.
So you may be like what happens when the MC finally finds out that they are around 100 Dittos on his ship to put it simply he can't do anything about them. It's because it's nearly impossible to remove Dittos. Because no matter what you try to do, they can always come back. In all reality Dittos are one of the dominant Pokémon races on the planet they're not bad for the environment actually they help it even but to humans they one of the most irritating Pokémon to deal with. So what does the MC do? Well nothing the Dittos aren't trying to do anything malicious or evil so he kind of just let them chill on the boat under one condition that they protect the boat. Now you may be like can't the girls protect the boat. They are legendarys my answer to that is simple is true that they are extremely powerful and there can protect themselves. But the MC doesn't want them to fight anything because they're still pregnant and he doesn't want them to hurt themselves or the eggs. That's when the Dittos common no Pokémon poacher can even get near the ship to get to the girls or the eggs. They try to get to the ship through the water while you're gonna have a lot of angry water Pokémon coming at you. Try to come from it through the air. you gonna get swarmed by a lot of flying Pokémon. And heaven for bed they get onto the ship then aren't gonna last a minute.
Also, just having a Ditto on the ship, you can do a lot of things with it like side scenes. Neat interaction with the girls and also it's just funny having this mental image of the MC having a personal army of Dittos it's hilarious image to think of. When I was thinking about this, I thought about a sightseeing for Kecleon but I'm not gonna talk about it right now.