Love the arcade feel and how polished everything is! I think the concept is really cool and love all the different modes you added like the drunkenness, zoom, etc...
I did take a me sec to figure out the controls and what was going on though. I also felt like the 10 balls on the screen rule was kind of a weird way to end the game. Maybe you have a health bar instead? And every time a ball touches the edge of the screen you take damage?
Overall really enjoyed it! Nice entry! and thanks for reviewing Cell Life :)