Hello FlamingTeddy, thank you so much for the feedback!
The explanation for the weird dialogs is that each characater has 30 different dialogs that get chosen at random during certain scenes, based on random variables. Some dialogs definitely feel very weird and don't make much sense (like the jock mentioning the trees while they're in the laboratory, or the jock claiming that the nerd is dead when he's right in front of them); in hindsight, I should have added more non-randomized dialogs so things could make more sense, but at the same time, I had a lot of laughs regarding the outcomes of certain dialogs (depending on the rng) hahaha
Thanks for playing! : D