Great writing and humor, and an interesting idea with having 4 different scenarios that play out nearly simultaneously. However, it softlocked on itself several times and I wasn't able to complete any of the scenarios properly. The worst was the healing woman, Penelomellopee. Her scenario softlocked after about a minute.
Suggestion: Be sure to test your game! I really like the humor and the tongue-in-cheek bits but the game’s bugs really dragged down what could have been a great comedic title