Thank you so very much for playing the game as I really appreciate it and I'm glad that the game left you laughing as well as confused as that really my direction in the creation of this game as I want the player to experience a wide range of emotions from laughter, to confusion, to even sadness and even fear if you later advanced to another level.
Unfortunately with the three doors, I did notice that there is a bug when choosing the door as it's only fixed at the last minute of the submission and sadly didn't playtest it before submission (which I really should), however, you could go around it by picking left, right and middle or middle, right, left, etc but not left, middle and right as that would lead to a bug. I am currently working on fixing this bug and probably re-upload it (as long as it is not against the guidelines of the jam) or if not definitely fix it in the remaster version I have planned on releasing. The broken sentence " Oh, stop screaming! Nobody dies in this passage - including you instead, you just get a really bad injury or probably nothing even happens to you." is actually inspired by the narration from the Disney movie "George of the Jungle". It's designed to make fun of the narrative of some games and/or movies where one "expected" to die but miraculously come alive, it's basically breaking the fourth wall but that is not the cliffhanger sadly. 😅
To restart the game is basically to reach the end of the game which unfortunately due to the game being bugged a little is not possible but again, I am working on a patch to fix this issue or a remaster if it is not possible which is coming after the voting period ended also one of the choices sending to the DuckDuckGo search engine is intentional for choosing "No" as it's designed to be a joke but anywhere else is not which I have to search and correct it accordingly.
I'm really glad that you love the simple design of the UI as it's mainly due to my limitations of not being a great artist myself but I sincerely apologize for the difficulty faced by not seeing the grey links on white and I promise to correct it ASAP as I aimed to ensure that the game is accessible to everyone (especially those that don't have good eyesight) and I'm also pleasantly surprised that you think that the usage of the image is unnecessary because I thought some would complain about having a lack of images on the game but maybe I guess wrong and such shouldn't focus too heavily on adding images during the few hours of the jam 😅 but oh well, lesson learned next time. The placeholder was intended to be temporary as I aimed to add more images later on but considering your comments that adding images is unnecessary then maybe that is a consideration I should take seriously, after all, graphics are not everything? lol
But in everything, I'm really happy that you played my game and left a rather comprehensive but constructive review as that I was looking forward to more than everything as I valued constructive criticism more than anything as that is the only way I could see what I did wrong, what I did right and how to better improve myself in the future. I'm extremely sad and apologetic that you didn't get the opportunity to experience the game in its full glory as I believed if you did then everything would make more sense and I guaranteed that you'll enjoy the game even more than it left you confused but as I said again, a remastered version of the game is currently in the works and I hope you get the opportunity to play it with the necessary bug fixes among other goodies that I hope you'll enjoy. 😄