I revisited it while going through entries with my friend and actually managed to get to the end with only two restarts! I really love all the ideas presented here and my friend (has taken way too many Classics courses) really enjoyed the story.
*wittle. If you're trying to be funny- You seem to have so much experience with what people say around babies, I'd say that you've probably just grown out of being one; hello, 2 year old! Come, take your first steps! Awwwwwww, you hungry?