I see that you're being satirical but I still say it's odd that the girls are all over Orion right after getting into the game. It's too soon. Especially with Penelope. Nancy kinda has a guilty pleasure forbidden love fetish. But all that crap that Penelope confessed in the Warthag classes was almost character assassination. It'd be like me building up a character as a nice person only to make them go on one business trip and come back a heartless business woman willing to make profit by any means.
I just fear that the sex scenes might because just fap fuel and not endearing and wholesome. I honestly don't wanna see every girl as just a porn star. I don't like thinking that about most characters in games. Not even in ero games or JRPGs.
You know what I mean?