{A knock was heard, at the door}
gf: ..? who could that be..
gf: bf could you get the door for me?
bf: sure. -he opens the door- hello...?
{A small puppy, in a basket}
"Woof!"
bf: A PUPPYYY :D
-brings the puppy inside the house-
bf: were gonna have a great time with each other! ^-^
":3"
bf: so what do you wanna do little buddy?
bf: oh yeah right... your a animal. animals don't talk...
*shoots like in postal 2*
:<
wtf