Oh shoot I stink at this game a lot
Its a pretty nice and simple shmup game, I like the art but it does become a bit too difficult to see the enemy bullets, especially when I see them get mixed with the red stars in the background a bit. I also ran into a bug where if you hug a wall the game will refuse to accept any other kind of inputs. (Example: if I press left and hug the left side of the screen, I will be unable to move upwards or downwards)
The humor is pretty great, even got a good chuckle just from reading the title and the 'lets go shopping' text, I also like how you still get tossed into the game when clicking the settings/credits button in the menu (Idk if that was intentional but I kinda laughed at that)
overall I think its a solid game that just needs some tweaks to iron out some of the minor issues I had, nice job!