"A man went for drinks, and he one too many bottles."
He what with the bottles? The sentence is incomplete.
Not sure if the Spanish is on purpose or you forgot to translate it.
Crab, despite being paralyzed, attacked me with his pincer.
[Enemy] is poison makes no sense, it would be [Enemy] is poisoned. You wrote [Enemy] es veneno.
You have a good variety of enemies, they have really nice designs too.
A good variation of attacks as well, Fist of the West star feels fun when used.
Crotch kick seems overpowered. Every enemy I used it on was always immobilized and never got out of it, using it on the boss assured that he never got a chance to hit me back, though I might've just gotten lucky.
The good enemy design and attacks made it fun, can't wait to see it expanded on with more levels.
You probably shouldn't upload as an installer exe though. People are going to get suspicious and in most cases won't download your game thinking it's a virus.