I don't know what you mean by too outlandish, but would double-ended dildos be out of the question? Alternatively, just bring back Lord Octo. Maybe even with a "Grand Finale" for all 4 ladies...
Well, Lord Octo fits in the dungeon, and probably on the beach, not so sure about the back yard. I'll give consideration to the double-ended dildos.
Octo would fit pretty well in the inn, too.
Very true, although I'd be worried about how damp the inn was if he showed up there.
I guess then he would fit better on the beach instead.