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you know what, shut the fuck up you dumbass, you called fucking garten of banban wellcrafted and rated it 9.7/10

nobody here cares about your shitty opinions and statements that are objectively wrong

you clearly don't understand a single thing about game design or development and are a pretentious toxic idiot

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there is no reason to be salty about this imo. calling people toxic while also insulting them for having an opinion also doesn't help xD
and no, i do not agree with their opinion either

you're right, but like look at his profile, he insults literally everyone who says anything he disagrees with and calls almost every game bad for mostly dumb reasons, the deleted comment above was by me, i wrote a pretty long message abou why all of his points hold no water at all but then i looked at his profile and got so mad at the way he acts that i just deleted it and wrote this instead

that was probably really dumb but at the same time I don't really care that much he probably wouldn't have read it anyways and replied with some braindead bs like "yap." as he always seems to do

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bro should put his yapping to use and start a business where he puts babies to sleep

bro you made an even longer comment just comparing this to Fortnite tf you mean

I mean he needs to understand how superior fornite is and how defending a 2/10 game kind is gay af

and you need to understand that your opinions aren't objective and other people can think differently and it's stupid to insult then because of it

also these two games are only remotely related in that they're shooters but are otherwise completely different, obviously some people are going to like one and not the other, what are you trying to achieve here

Listen buddy and your little troglodyte brain. My opinions are clearly superior to your inferior and puny body. I am a heavenly being. I am here to relinquish you from your sin. I am Fortnite, I am god. For your feeble mind to not comprehend the vast superiority of the game Fornite, The sheer complexity is enough to knock a peasant off their feet. (Do you see who I'm talking about here?) You are nothing but a plebeian amongst gods. 

lmfao, i seriously don't believe you're not fucking trolling at this point 

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"Listen up, sheep. I'm not a troll, I'm the real deal. I'm not some pathetic little loser who hides behind a keyboard and spews out meaningless insults. I'm a truth-teller, and every word that comes out of my mouth is pure, unadulterated genius. You're just too stupid to understand it, so you'll just keep on hating and complaining and trying to tear me down. But at the end of the day, I'm the one who's still standing, and you're just a footnote in the history books.

So don't even try to pretend like you're on my level. You're just a waste of space, and I'm the one who's going to change the world. You're just going to get left behind, still whining and complaining and trying to bring me down. But I'm the one who's going to rise to the top, and you're just going to get crushed by the weight of your own ignorance.

So go ahead and try to hate me all you want. It's not going to work. I'm the one who's going to win, and you're just going to get left in the dust. And when I do win, and I will win, you'll be the one who's left wondering what happened to your pathetic little life.

So don't even bother trying to respond to me. You're just going to get crushed again. I'm the one who's going to come out on top, and you're just going to get left in the dust."

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Your comments are making me kinda bored buddy ur constant yaping is kinda convincing me ur mentaly ill.

1.5/10

sure bud ๐Ÿ‘

Don't call me "bud" you infertile  maggot. I will make you pay for insulting Garten of BanBan and the beauty of it's existence. You must be blinded by any concept over 3rd grade to think the UltraKill is a good game none the less even playable. This game character's look like sex toys while the main character face is a literal glory hole. Garten of BanBan is superior in every shape and form plus the characters peak in both writting and design.

1/10 

BanBan is cooler

cry.

I will fill your tight ass like a twinkie 

this u?

why is bro acting like he aint blushing rn ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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I hope you realize that spending hours upon hours upon hours of your life arguing with kids online is not healthy. also your one to talk! I doubt you have even pulled a women in your life or a man for that matter! Do I even have to start with your homophobic and straight up stupid responses? Look dude. chill. and be less autistic ig. like Fuck off! 

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Dawg your name is Ordinace ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

did your parents really wait 9 months just to name you fucking Ordinace. Now i understand why you cant comprehend the exceptional details that the game has to offer. However i do not agree with what the previous lad had rated this game as i believe he failed to realize the true underlying message/lesson that this game has blessed us with. The tradgique story endures with teaching us about the struggles of racism really make this game almost perfect for me.


overall garten of banban is 9.8/10

in your own words: 

"it's kinda gay to be defending a 2/10 game"

lmfao

dawg its a 9.8/10 can your autistic mind cant read

1) i was referencing a different post

2) learn how to form a sentence

Oh, I'm so terribly sorry that my laziness and lack of creativity led to the creation of this sentence, which is no doubt a blight on the literary world. I apologize for the offense caused to anyone who has had to gaze upon its poorly constructed words and awkward phrasing.

I know that my failure to use even the most basic of sentence structures, combined with my inability to come up with anything even remotely original, has left you feeling underwhelmed and unimpressed. I'm truly sorry that my writing has been such a disappointment, and I promise to do better in the future (but let's be real, probably not).

Please accept my half-hearted apology, and know that I'll do my best to continue producing subpar writing that will leave you questioning my very existence as a human being.

your writing is not the disappointment, you are

your parents gave up on u already

if ya think so ๐Ÿ‘

Oh poor little ordinance I know so

r/engrish

r/ihadastroke

why am i not supprised that your a reddit user

SHUT THE HELL UP REDDIT IS NORMAL JUST DONT USE ALL THE FRICKING TIME YOU DISCORD MOD

I thoughroly made a whole itch account for the sole reason to highlite your virginity. Your talent to write so much but get so little girls amazes me . I whole hartedly beleive that you should be captured as you truly are a specimen.

okay, you're very clearly either 

1) 

"John rallabout"s alt account and you're just pathetically trying to defend yourself 

2)

a really good troll 

3)

a really dumb person


"Ordinace" is a fucking nickname you bafoon and im a minor so your sad attempts at insulting me just made you look more desparate

after further though, you act extremely similarly to this john dude and coincidentally he deleted most of his messages and hasn't sent anything new leading me to believe you bailed on that account and are now acting like youre a different person 

fucking why tho

game dev makes a game and people like it and think its good

what makes you think that you disliking said game means the dev deserves nothing and everyone who likes it is an idiot

it's honestly pathetic, why do you do this dude, you can just say you don't like it, you can say the retro style isn't your thing and you prefer other things, but why do you suddenly decide to basically call the game garbage and insult everyone that enjoyed it

you're quite literally not achieving anything, unless you enjoy spamming any insult you can think of at random people online (which is not normal if you do), you're gaining nothing from this

you tell me that im talking too much even though you started it all and said way more than i did. just stop.