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Hmm my computer doesn't know what program to open it with. I'm on Windows 11 btw.

thank you!! the bugs are capped at 10 bugs at once but i thought it was pretty funny/annoying to get bopped by them and fall back down to the ground when you really need to leave hahaha

making a meteor huge to push everything else out of the way was a pretty neat idea.

Couldn't get the game running unfortunately. DontCollide.exe in the root folder said "java runtime environment" was required. And DontCollide.exe in the Windowsx64 folder just didn't open at all.

Hmmm I couldn't really figure out what to do. I did manage to get the boat started and sail to the east edge of the map but I couldn't really do anything. I tried the v5 version after that but I couldn't get the boat to start in that. 

🎵music licensing re-imagined🎵 is gonna be stuck in my head now

neat concept. reminds me of Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime. really like the idea of platforming while something hectic is going on on a larger scale.

i could not get that dang piano in but this is a neat idea. very cool, very good job.

the first few screens of this game really cracked me up lmao. the gameplay was tough because germs kept spawning very far from cover hehehe.

thank you!!

ohhh i see what you mean. i didnt want the station to be too powerful and become the center of the gameplay but it is PRETTY weak in the current build haha. thank you for playing!!

thank you for playing!! 

Hehehe thank you for playing! This was my first jam and I think my scope was maybe a tad larger than it should've been hahaha.

Hahaha understandable. If I had a little more time I wanted to add a sort of exit button that would bring you back automatically but disable the tower for a bit as penalty. Thanks for playing!!

this is such a cute little game. very nice little loop of creating your own route and then platforming your way through it. very good job! 

cool idea and definitely a spooky mood but the movement and resizing mechanic was bugging out a bit for me. the object to raise you up in The Morgue level just disappeared when I interacted with it.

Very cute game very big barrel

Haha this is a very cool concept, good job. Very hectic bursts of simple math.

Just a note that when the game first started and I hit play, the words "slice the first fruit to begin" were up and I actually had to hit ESC to start the game. Other than that it was smooth sailing. 

very funny theme and thank you for saving the best for last, i had a hearty chuckle when the game stopped and said it was Squid Time. goblin is also very cute! ggs!

future secured 😤 

good game i liked the part where i shoot the robots

really really dumb i loved it a lot