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one more note sorry did you make this before the actual game jam? it just doesn't fit the theme like at all.

ftr i actually really like the bullet spray it forces you to actually run up close to the enemies to get those meat shots right in their face. Maybe you could implement a damage fall off mechanic where shots super close do double damage or whatever.

This is actually really fun, if I could give some notes I think the hitbox for the burger should fit the shape of the burger a bit more, there's a few times where it registers the loss before it actually touches the burger. It might feel better if the hitbox is even smaller, so you have that extra second to clutch it. 

Also, when you're inside the dude the bullet doesn't always register as a hit.

I really like it it's kind of the feeling of old text-adventure games mixed with cookie clicker it's kind of fun

that so rude :(

Good luck!!! And to all a good night 

Good luck!!

Good luck!!!

g o o d l u c k

a continuous cycle of good luck, with this we can’t lose ✊

thank you! That was kind of the idea at the last second, sort of a Stanley-parable-ish type of thing. I’m really glad you had fun with it! Thank you for playing it. 😁

😂 Thank you!

Thank you. 😂

This was awesome, really cool game!

The controls screen is cropped, I can't figure out how to do anything but sacrifice my guy over and over again.

But at least the temple accepts my offering!

It's cool, but the control screen is cropped so I can't do anything but sacrifice my guy over and over again. 

This gave me anxiety. 😂

Hey, it's the thought that counts right? I THOUGHT about making a AAA-level game.  What more do you want?

very cool.

Stanley Parable meets 2010 Flash-based troll games.

I loved every second. XD