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What colour is your Bugatti?

A topic by LOMBDA created Mar 16, 2023 Views: 3,714 Replies: 30
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Is the statement "What colour is your Bugatti?", underrated or overrated. What should I do if someone asks me the same? What would be the coldest answer? Express your thoughts.

Typically, the kind of people who are asking that kind of question are the kind of people who have a rich mommy or daddy who've helped them obtain wealth(or gotten unseemly lucky). You shouldn't argue with those kind of people, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Work hard and set realistic goals for yourself. 

Like someone we know that inherited an emerald mine.... and the rest is history

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Elon musk?

Maybe Andrew tate didn't have rich parents? Why do rich people deny the existence of rich parents? internet says that tate got his money from kickboxing and his course Hustlers University or whatever... Everyone has different tastes... Not everyone likes Bugatti even if they're rich enough to buy the most expensive one...

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Ask them what colour their private ocean liner is.

Truly Overpowered answer...

The coldest answer would probably be "the color yours will be next week after finding out what color mine is" not only because it makes them now seem like they're copying your excess of wealth and vape store owner aesthetic but it also gives you an out to keep pretending you have a car.

If anybody ever remarks on my vehicle I normally ask them how many investment properties they own. That puts an end to it. Especially if they rent

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Why should someone ask you this? They all know you don't own a dime   :)

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because, nobody buys our games...... ;(

Nor my assets  😭

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And my games 😭😭😭

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I don't know what that statement means but it's usually idiots trying to be funny who say that

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Rich sons of richer parents who were poor once, like us... Our kids in future may say something like that....  ; )

If we earn  a fortune from our games 😅

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We can't even get $100 in a month. (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

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Not even $1 per year

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Soon, we'll get about $1000 a week and we'll be happy.. just don't be depressed.

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Yeah I hope so.

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Just we need to work hard and get noticed by our potential customers.... I'll try getting small content creators on YT.  They'll surely spread the word. Sometimes, you'd need to giveaway your game's download keys to people, so they can spread it and be grateful. People are nice here. They spread the word to someone who can actually buy our games.

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But sometimes YouTubers also ask for money to advertise a game in their video

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Bigger and monetized youtubers ask for money, aim for newbies who are from same genre .. like 

This guy

He plays all kinds of games , he agreed to play my game. (Tho his language is Hindi), but never the less he can make shorts... He may work in your case...

Today I learned.

Well, from what I understood there are two meanings of that statement.

First, getting critisised for something you have/do, but the critic does not have/can do.  Like lamenting on the color of your bugatti. So you ask them, what is the color of theirs.

This would have applicability on game devs retorting to a player, so what features does your game have? Oh right, you do not even have a game.

Second, badmouthing poor people.

If you are asked this out of the blue, it probably is an insult or shameless bragging. But if used correctly, it would be you who has gotten the retort in form of the question about your non-existent bugatti.

To answer the question, it is highly situational and not over or underrated.   In its insult form it seems overused, so I would go for overrated. In its proper form I think it is a very good retort.

I shall assume that someone insults you with  that remark and you seek a dead pan snarky retort.   Hmm. Can I ask one of the new fancy AIs for   help? They are good with words.   Or wait,   arctic blue. That would be cold, would it not? Damn. Now I need to look up, what a cold reply actually means, in addition to what bugatti colors have to do with anything.  Ah. The internet tells me, it signifies disinterest.  So what would be more cold than refusing to answer? That would be complete ignore and thus be coldest. Giving thought to a witty reply would prove you do have interest and making the answer non cold. But alas, you do not give thought to it, you ask on the net to prebuffer an answer. Hmm. Same color as your <insert weakness of opponent>. I do not know, ask my Chauffeur.   Your mom did not give it back yet, ask her.   I do not own a small penis haver car.   What color my bugatti has? Both. It has both colors.  (Confuse your enemy).

That was fun.

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You wrote a entire essay on the topic, Very nice explanation indeed. ^⁠_⁠^