The problem is you're trying to make a real videogame with RPG Maker. 

My very first experience is going through literally 30 fucking menu screens trying to create a team with RPG Maker controls. No I don't care about your randomly generated slop backstories, you don't have to ask every time! Yes I'm SURE! I don't want to *tick-tick-tick* through every single menu option to see what the classes are. I want to mouse over in a millisecond then mouse over something else in a millisecond.

I was hoping it was going to be like one of those roguelike games where you start a run, die horribly, then on to the next run in like 5 minutes.

I'm being especially impatient because to me it's just some .exe I downloaded for free. 

There are a lot of spelling and grammar mistakes that can sometimes make it hard to understand the instructions. I'd really recommend getting a proofreader to go through and fix them.

This seems like it could be really cool, once it's closer to completion. Good luck!

Just gave it a quick try. It looks like it could be cool, but in my short playthrough I couldn't find any enemies to fight to see if the combat was any fun other than the slug. I think its a mistake having your first location be in a town, where there's mostly shops and people asking if you want upgrades. At this point in the game, I have no idea on the power level and skills/weaknesses of my party vs the enemies I haven't yet encountered. If you start the game off in a dungeon, you can understand the base power of your party. I got a quest to go do something in a prison, but with the large size of the town and with no map or any way to know where the prison was, I just gave up.