Good as a one-shot joke (although this is more a case of merely uploading a GBTK / Canard PC’s Make Something Horrible entry to GMTK), but way too many people in the comments thinking being original by stating ironically how highly they think of the game. X) Seriously, a lot of the votes and time spent here should have gone to lesser reviewed games. (I waited until the end of the votes to come see here what this was about, as I was expecting this kind of thing.)

For constructive criticism: I still think you can be funny by being creative and submitting a real entry. For instance, No More Mr.Dice Guy had me laughing way more than the present joke. ;)

So funny, and the trailer is beautiful. This Saul Goodman is like Saul Badwoman. Good luck! Pls rate my game

hihi so funny

This is the peak of human evolution. The ultamate gme

Teach me your ways sir, I am mind blown.

Masterpiece!

I like how there's an exit button in the trailer, but not in the game - you've fallen into the trap and now have no choice but to play.

This is truly the most remarkable human achievement, moon landing doesn't even compare.

my mind was blown on how realistic the graphics were, the smooth animations really immerse you and blur the lines between simulation and real life. The sound design is like ear candy. The gameplay is intense yet understandable, and I really feel like I’m mastering my skills as I progress through. Now I Haven’t even talked about the story. My god, I shed a tear as I watch the characters growth, but also as I realized how I grew myself while playing this game. The values and virtues don’t only impact the fictional character, but the real life player. I feel so much more well rounded as a person after playing this game. I gave it all 5 stars, but it really deserves more. This game wasnt afraid to step away from the traditional video game market and transformed what innovation meant.

Top rating no thought about it. A true masterpiece!

Well the description's not wrong ;)

I didn't know what happiness was until I played this game. 15/15

Game of the year contender right here.

⠀

That was indeed a game. I give it a rating out of ten.

One of the, if not the, game of all time.

This game truly moved me

It was on roll 95,832,523,104 that I finally understood.

I WAS THE ILLUMINATI ALL ALONG. I WAS ONLY RUNNING FROM MYSELF. AND SO I STOPPED...and I learned to love again.
Thank you for this game. I am now free from Martian Hemorrhoids and DMV wait times. And my fourth-dimension pancakes are tasting better than they ever did eventually.

Conkratulacions on making one of the games in the jam.