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A jam submission

Haute Pickup ArtistView game page

a trash-themed sh___ post jam entry with scrubs-only controls
Submitted by Lowlande52 — 11 minutes, 40 seconds before the deadline

Play dumpster fire

Haute Pickup Artist's itch.io page

Results

CriteriaRankScore*Raw Score
Enjoyment#74.0004.000
???#73.9233.923
Trash#84.3084.308
Overall#83.8653.865
Pompous#183.2313.231

Ranked from 13 ratings. Score is adjusted from raw score by the median number of ratings per game in the jam.

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Comments

(+1)

I love the how much the truck wiggles when you hit one of the turn buttons. Extra points for just mashing LRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLR for glorious wiggle.

DeveloperSubmitted

As much as I would prefer getting fire for the controls being sooooooo stupid thank you for enjoying this shitpost! Your happiness is our number one priority wait I didn't have a team for this one because it was a joke huh

Submitted

Cool control scheme, got used to it surprisingly fast!

DeveloperSubmitted

Damn I will try harder in the future!

Submitted

I spent the whole game avoiding buildings until I hit the wrong button and slammed right into it, lol

Truly a trashy control scheme, but in the best way

DeveloperSubmitted

Aint no game gonna tell me where I can or cannot drive this wubbling dump truck!

Thank you for despising the controls! They are THE WORST imaginable

Submitted

Wonderous controls. Spinning to load is super fun.

DeveloperSubmitted(+1)

I expected to get nothing but fire in the comments but thank you for playing and, since you weren't completely infuriated, you will be receiving a full refund for haute pickup artist.

Submitted

As ever, your microcosms are polished and feel fantastic. :)

DeveloperSubmitted (1 edit)

This "game" was intended to be a shitpost and you're supposed to say "the controls are the WORST damn you for making this" etc


Thank you for the kind words though! Also thanks for helping make it look good B-)

Submitted

Surprisingly quick to get the hang of it despite the sadistic control scheme!

DeveloperSubmitted(+1)

Sadistic! Yes! This is the feedback I was looking for, ty!

Surprisingly great juice- and the control scheme actually creates a really interesting gameplay dynamic as I try to get myself to crates AND load them up. FUN! COLLIDERS ARE FOR CHUMPS

DeveloperSubmitted

Thanks man. First rule of game dev is don't add colliders until _after_ you have a success condition amirite