It’s all about the experience! The description of the game is said in an immersive way in line with the game’s narrative. Not the most common way to go about it, but that’s what I chose!
For clarification, it’s a roguelite shmup.
I get the poster's point. However, I like the approach you're taking, "staying in character." Anything that stands out and is novel gets a thumbs up from me :). Currently playing the game. Enjoying it. My own small gripe is I wish there was a way to enlarge text ( I have this comment for zillions of PD games, but I do like to raise it).