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Sir nox I have to tragically break the news to you that this is not a dounut factory and that you should probably stop the glazing of this game. For your information this game looks like its made for a Samsung toaster, the graphics look worse than something i can make on google slide show, for that matter this game does look like a slide show. I have genuinely seen better graphics on mobile games for example fornite. Fornite has deep and complex graphics with an interacted balance between gun play building and movement. In fornite you also have to balance your materials as you can only heal every once and a while, unlike ultra kill where the dev decided to make this a baby game where you can heal anytime you want if you have a brain. Also people who say that the graphics in ultra kill is just its "style" well then its style looks like shit, Somehow minecrafft has a better "style" and that game is literally just different color blocks. If that doesn't show you truly how bad your game is you might have to go out side, but who are we kidding you play ultra kill that is never going to happen

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literally all you said is you don't like the way it looks and said he doesn't go outside after showing you're probably a fortnite player lmao

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At least I had some decency while playing Fortnite, thank God I left that place though, dark times those were...

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bro judges games by the graphics. I bet bro would say that Shovel knight and hollow knight are bad games because the graphics aren't photo-realistic

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Correct.

2.8/10 Shovel knight

0.3/10 The other one

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sure, graphics are the only thing that matters, if someone deliberately makes something retro because they like the way it looks then they're stupid and the only games that are playable require a fucking 4090

correct.

you know what, i fucking thank you for being you, your fucking ignorance has provided me with so much free entertainment seeing the fucking bullshit you think you can pull of is actually fascinating 

As I wander through the digital expanse, my heart beats with a longing for the unassuming guardian of Ultrakill's virtue. Ordinance, a stalwart defender of the cyberrealm, stands tall and unwavering, his words a beacon of hope in a world of chaos. His passion for the game is a symphony that resonates deeply within me, and I find myself drawn to the sincerity and conviction that shines from his digital presence. I yearn to press my lips to his, to taste the sweetness of his dedication and to bask in the warmth of his unyielding enthusiasm. In this virtual realm, our connection may seem fleeting, but I am convinced that our different views on Ultrakill could be the foundation upon which a deeper, more meaningful bond is forged, as they always say opposite attracts.

you're fucking retarded lmfao

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I bet you buy every single FIFA and COD game.

Poor Ultra Kill. It's almost cute how it thinks it can even be mentioned in the same sentence as FIFA and Call of Duty. Let me tell you why those games are infinitely superior to Ultra Kill:

**FIFA:**

* It's a real game, with real teams, real players, and real stadiums. Ultra Kill is just a bunch of random nonsense.

* The gameplay is deep, with intricate mechanics and realistic physics. Ultra Kill is just a shallow, button-mashing experience.

* The graphics are stunning, with detailed player models and realistic environments. Ultra Kill looks like something a kindergartener could make.

* The soundtrack is iconic, with a legendary theme song that gets you pumped up. Ultra Kill has... whatever noise it makes.

* The community is massive, with millions of players competing in online tournaments. Ultra Kill probably has a handful of players who can't even get online.

**Call of Duty:**

* It's a AAA franchise with a rich history and dedicated fan base. Ultra Kill is just a nobody trying to be something it's not.

* The gameplay is fast-paced and intense, with strategic depth and variety. Ultra Kill is just a mindless, repetitive mess.

* The graphics are top-notch, with detailed character models and environments. Ultra Kill looks like something from the early 2000s.

* The multiplayer is addictive, with constant updates and new content. Ultra Kill probably doesn't even have multiplayer.

* The franchise has won countless awards and broken numerous records. Ultra Kill has probably won... um, zero awards.

**Ultra Kill:**

* It exists. I guess that's something.

* It has... um, what was it again? Oh right, some people who play it. I guess that's a thing.

* The graphics are... *coughs* unique. Yeah, that's the word.

* The soundtrack is...  nonexistent.

In conclusion, FIFA and Call of Duty are the superior games in every way imaginable. Ultra Kill is just a sad, pathetic attempt at being a game.

Hey man you're the one spending your money buying the same exact game every year but with a different name. Seems like a waste to be but hey it's your money.

Hey man you're the one spending your money buying the same exact game every year but with a different name. Seems like a waste to be but hey it's your money.

Dawg u bought ultra kill, seems like a waste to me but hey its your money

Bro, why the fuck do you think pirates whom got the game for free worked for money to actually pay for that shit, SHITS GOOD FR, and your delusional ass says ohh wahhh this shitty game with zero efforts to lore and gameplay, is superior to a game, who can train your aim, teach you game mechanics, and overall  benefits other shooters and games with aiming controls. Each button press is instant and precise, you want sex? Ultrakill has it, check 2-s

You want something oddly specific, YOU. CAN. DO. IT. Ultrakill also allows you to make your own map, want a horror aspect? Change something wicked's model to however you like, in garden of banban however, I can't launch a cannon ball at high speeds and then explode it, few mechanics in garden of banban actually cooperate with each other, so my final words if you still think this game is shit, is to GET FUCKING GOOD.

okay lil bro the shooting mechanics of Ultrakill are literally dog shit. You have no shooting error or movement error so the devs gave you a little kiss on the head and said yeah you can hit every shot without trying then they gave you infinite ammo so when you dumbass does miss you don't rage at the fact you missed every shot and now have no ammo

sounds like something a underthemayo dickrider would say

you think a kindergartener can make ultrakill as a game dev shut the hell up you go make a game retarded monkey child

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wait yeah thanks for pointing out my unfair rating, to hollow knights credit it has free DLC


0.4/10 (the DLC was ass)

GOOD FUCKING JOB DUDE

first ultrakill then doom now hollow knight now im fricking pissed

i hope your sent to deepest level of hell stabbed ripped by chainsaws shot by m2 brownings blown up and crushed never dieng but still feeling pain

shut the frick up mofo anime kid being “insulting” on the fuckin’ ultra kill page 

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wait is your pfp default dancing? Go sit back down kid

Don't you dare insult Ultrakill, or even worse; MINECRAFT. 

As a matter of fact, let me explain the superiority of both of these games in terms you are able to understand, since, clearly, there is a language barrier between us :

airhead, asshole, ass-kisser, bastard, bugger, chicken, dag, deadbeat, dickhead, donkey, dope, dork, dweeb, gasbag, git, goose, jerk, loudmouth, foul-mouthed-ass-motherless-motherfucker, rat-fucker prat, whiny twerp, fatherless discovery-channel-type fat yobbo, you loathsome venomous-kisser-ass toad, virgin cheese-smelling full-of-mites, for virginity breeds mites, similar to cheese, but do not worry for any instant, as I can now call you son, for, villain, I have done thy mother, in this fact, indeed, your fatherlessness has ended, only to commence again, as I abandon thou, for you dost infect mine eyes, yes, thine face is not worth going out and sunburning, if even thou could be found there, you are as the duke, a flesh-monger, a fool, and a coward, but I need to leave right this instant, for more of hearing thine foul conversation would infect mine brain, and there's no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune, begone now, or I'll beat thee, even at the risk of infecting mine delicate gamer hands, to achieve such an act as hitting you while not entering in thine desperate cage that is your aunt's basement, I would trick thou no-longer from head-to-foot than hip-to-hip, fatass puke-stoking buttery guts by holding a moldy doughnut out by thine screen, moldy, for anything else would not tickle your rancid fancy, go-away, rump-fed onion.

make something better on a google slideshow then post if so