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garten of banban 7 rating: 83%

Ultrakill rating: 98%


if you think that the two percent who rated ultrakill negatively are more correct than the 98% (especially since it's mostly meme reviews and the game possibly would've gotten a 99% lmao) then you're fucking delusional, the world doesn't revolve around you and you being part of 2% of something, doesn't mean that 2% is smarter than the rest

ban ban is at most a good game(even though I don't even agree with that), not a masterpiece or masterclass, also about ultrakill being "clunky and unresponsive" - have you ever even fucking played the game lmao or did you just watch under the mayo's video and decided to go shit on itch.io because there's nothing else going on in your life

also stop comparing horror game for kids to a shooter game it doesn't even make sense, it's like if i said chess is better than COD 

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thats's true to be honest

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your a meat rider to be honest

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and you have the brainpower of a fucking cricket

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i will have a child with you 😊

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okay i do not believe you, woman attacker and john rallahbout aren't just different accounts of the same person

"john rallahbout" started this shit, then he got fucking obliterated and gave up and deleted the posts and right after that woman attacker - who shares the exact opinions and behavior arrived and now he was literally active and posting shit and less than 2 min after his last post you post

you do just fucking have socks to defend yourself don't you lol, admit it dude it's obvious lol

Well, first of all, I did not delete my posts, they were automatically deleted because some low-life reported me, pathetic enough to say.

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First of all, I didn't start it this time, that was the other guy. When a game is bad, it will be bad, and so I will report it on being bad. I left my legacy behind because I was forced. Ordinace, I know we don't agree on many things, but can we at least agree that the "SchmiyitBuyit" kid shouldn't be speaking whatsoever.

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i literally don't remember anything he said and i couldn't be bothered to look long enough to see but sure

but since you've finally started a more serious tone here, can we actually talk about something here because usually it's just random insults

why do you do this, like actually this game is great, but i completely understand you not liking it for various reasons but what makes you come here and repeatedly act like its one of the worst games ever and everyone who likes it is automatically stupid, i don't think you genuinely believe in that so why do this


also about the alt thing, im kind of starting to believe you now, but you must agree that multiple accounts sharing extremely similar opinions appearing at once is a little suspicious i do still think maybe at least some of the accounts are owned by the same person (yours not included tho, as i originally assumed), especially woman attacker - who names their fucking main account that???

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yap

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did your brain just melt from watching too many tiktoks and now you malfunction whenever you have to spend more than 40 seconds on something lol

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wha

yeah it totally did lmao

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nah i mean it amazes me how a keyboard warrior can be bad at writing hate comments

i can say the exact same thing about you lmao

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nah you cant 😂😂

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bro fucking shut up and stop drinking mercury already, literally not a single person here agrees with any of the shit you said

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yeah maybe cuz its an ultra kill orem so ofc no one agrees with me you all are meat riders

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i also find it fucking hilarious that you ignore the comments where I actually call you out for your bullshit because there's literally nothing you can say to save yourself from that so you just continue crying on these non-important posts

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huh what is lil bro yapping about