Wow, I'm just going to come out and say it - Ban Ban Garden is infinitely superior to Ultra Kill. I mean, have you seen the graphics on Ultra Kill? They're straight out of the 90s. It's like they're trying to blind us with their ugly, outdated visuals. And don't even get me started on the gameplay - it's clunky and unresponsive. Ban Ban Garden, on the other hand, is a masterclass in game design. The graphics are stunning, the controls are smooth, and the gameplay is addictive. It's like night and day compared to Ultra Kill. If you're still playing Ultra Kill, I'm not sure what's wrong with you. Get with the times and upgrade to garten of banban -(your gaming experience will thank you)
garten of banban 7 rating: 83%
Ultrakill rating: 98%
if you think that the two percent who rated ultrakill negatively are more correct than the 98% (especially since it's mostly meme reviews and the game possibly would've gotten a 99% lmao) then you're fucking delusional, the world doesn't revolve around you and you being part of 2% of something, doesn't mean that 2% is smarter than the rest
ban ban is at most a good game(even though I don't even agree with that), not a masterpiece or masterclass, also about ultrakill being "clunky and unresponsive" - have you ever even fucking played the game lmao or did you just watch under the mayo's video and decided to go shit on itch.io because there's nothing else going on in your life
also stop comparing horror game for kids to a shooter game it doesn't even make sense, it's like if i said chess is better than COD
okay i do not believe you, woman attacker and john rallahbout aren't just different accounts of the same person
"john rallahbout" started this shit, then he got fucking obliterated and gave up and deleted the posts and right after that woman attacker - who shares the exact opinions and behavior arrived and now he was literally active and posting shit and less than 2 min after his last post you post
you do just fucking have socks to defend yourself don't you lol, admit it dude it's obvious lol
First of all, I didn't start it this time, that was the other guy. When a game is bad, it will be bad, and so I will report it on being bad. I left my legacy behind because I was forced. Ordinace, I know we don't agree on many things, but can we at least agree that the "SchmiyitBuyit" kid shouldn't be speaking whatsoever.
also stop acting like retro graphics is a flaw, it doesn't matter if you don't like it, it's not a bad thing about the game, it's not a mistake, the creator deliberately put extra effort to make it look like this because they liked it and thought it fit the game. you can't fail to make a game look good and end up with this, shit like ban ban is literally just default graphics setting in unreal 4, it took literally 0 effort to achieve that and you're praising it lmao
Alright, let me break it down for you one last time, you pathetic little excuse for a human. Ordinance, first of all, you created this single account for this puny debate. You got so pressed by a comment that something ticked in your brain and you decided to sign up to this god-wretched place.
I had to use AI because the lion does not turn when the small dog barks, your points have no value to me, same as your puny excuse of a living, breathing homosapien. I had no care for arguments against me, as my opinion is the pure valid one. Garten of BanBan is peak that none will understand or comprehend. Please, stop glazing all over Hakita with icing and please remove the one meter pure silicone Ultrakill dildo inserted 90cm deep in your rectum and please go upstairs and interact with your parents. I'm being generous in saying "parents", plural, because I think I say this for everyone saying that we know you don't have a father figure. And it's a shame how being immensely fatherless leads you to such horrendous games. While you're at it, I politely ask that you finally throw out the Ultrakill figure condensed in your semen marinating in a mason jar and go throw it out.
Also, I'm not surprised AI is making better arguments than you. Also to answer your question, normal people are more idiots, as you know what they say, work smarter, not harder.
Do you know how Ultrakill has fast-paced movement? Yeah, go try doing that but outside in real life (It's called running in real life). and get your 400-pound self to the gym before you get your own TLC show. Like, this isn't a donut factory, you don't need to glaze so hard, but I know you'd eat all the donuts anyway. Knowing you, you're probably a 20 year old man living in his mother's basement paying rent from an allowance his grandmother gives him. If style points existed in real life, the only style you'd get is from +Disrespect from how you keep disrespecting your family bloodline. It's also pretty funny how the main character of the game is a robot, it perfectly models you, an AI.
I think its best for me and your sweaty self to stop arguing, and for you to hop off Itch.io and to finally be one with the sweet forest, think of it as the limbo stage, except everything is real, and it's right outside your basement! So please next time you get in an argument, save your own time and your opponents time too by keeping your mouth shut and your fingers in a woman and not on a keyboard instead. But getting any woman interested in you might be a hard task, so many try men.
Good luck
Best regards, WomanAttacker.
i really find it funny how fucking braindead and arrogant you are lmao, can't even form a normal argument and talk like a person so he uses ai and insults 90% of the time instead of actually saying normal stuff
in all honesty, shut the fuck up already, you're literally incapable of talking like a normal person, you're embarrassing yourself, when you spam 3 paragraphs of meaningless insults, you're not cool, you look like a pissed of 3yo throwing a tantrum
btw all of the shit you said about me and sex are true, because as i said before, i am a minor, when you say i should put my fingers in a woman and that i have dildos in my asshole it's weird
it doesn't insult me at all, i could not care less, it just makes you look more desparate for attention and a response you're saying that it's best to not continue this but you're literally continuing it, you can just, yk stop posting this shit
but then it would look like you lost - but you're mister perfect, that's impossible!!1!111!!1 so youre just continuing and hoping that ill be the one who gives up
it is really funny to me - a person dislikes a game and instead of saying, I didn't like this and that, they say that it's complete garbage and everyone who enjoyed it is stupid, and then when people reply, they're just met with brainless spam of random insults and words
is this really easier or better than just saying "I didn't enjoy this game, this stuff could've been better and I don't recommend it" it's called constructive criticism, my guy, have you ever heard of it?
you clearly do know quite a bit about the game, you referenced the limbo layer and + disrespect style bonus but this is the ultrakill prelude? did you actually buy (possibly pirate) and play more of the game? why would you do that when you obviously don't like it lol either you saw some youtube video about it ans then played the prelude and didn't like it, or you actually played more and went through the effort to do so despite (apparently) disliking it leading me again to believe that noone can be this braindead and you're just trolling lol