Looks great & is a really original idea, but the difficulty is just too high. I didn't win 1 game but was still fun.

The idea is very funny and the controls are very fluid.

I love the Game Idea! But it is very rare to get a falling object and 70% of the time it is the useless thing, which makes the game very hard. I could only finish 1 Story in 8 tries.

Fun game! sadly was super laggy for me

Very original idea. Have never seen something quite like this. Almost reminds me of one of those classic gameboy games that has pac-man, dig dug, galaga, etc. all built into one game. Enjoyed the random city, item, and event generation to choose each level that was fun, as well as the little stories to go with it, very nicely done! I hope you give my game a try as well :)

Loved the original idea, but I found the difficulty way to hard. Also, I would have liked that when you character gets too much hail and slows down to be able to drop it down or maybe being able to run again after a short time. That said, I loved the UI design.

I did find hard to catch the falling objects, I expected that the character could catch them if I stand inside the flashing circle that tells the player where they'll fall.

I really liked how each level is presented, every time the description started randomizing I was excited to see what will come next! Maybe looking at it with a different perspective, it could be a great mechanic for a narrative driven or a minigame collection game.

I really like the idea, the UI is also perfectly done. On the other hand, the gameplay of the platforming/catching things/(etc.) was a bit janky making the game a bit hard and unintuitive.

I don’t think anyone else wrote this, but for me personally (a slower reader) the text before the level disappeared a bit too quickly.

The general gameplay has potential but is a bit hard. I feel like it should give the player a bit of a chance and drop the meat in a way to make it easier for the player. But Overall i really liked the game!

Hilarious premise, and I particularly liked the opening title! Generally I liked the gameplay, but it really was difficult--by the time you see what's falling you have such a short time to catch it. Overall fun though!

I think the meat spawn rate is too low. However, the design of the titles is AWESOME! Really unique, congratulations!

The idea is fun, the gameplay is addictive, but it is very easy to get lost. I did manage to catch some meat, but I couldn't find my way back to that portal. Maybe having some sort of minimap or an arrow pointing toward the portal would have helped.