I see what you were going for, but had a bit of trouble with the solution from a practical point - still, it was well written and an appreciable amount of world building in such short space 

This was pretty good, save for the punctuation and structure for me personally. Gabhammer seemed mostly unbothered by much of the situation he was in, which made the ending feel a bit unemotional, not sure if that was intentional.

Nice with the concept. Had fun with it.

Definitely one of the highlights of the jam for me so far! This one stays focused and builds up to a satisfying punchline at the end.