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i'm probably going to be busy and tentacles aren't relly my thing :) i did throw out a few ideas on the discord for the nsfw group, but they were more about simple models i can make in a week.

:D hey buddy this month's theme is tentacles jam just started
NSFW MiniJam #11 - itch.io

you should buy the controller for games you make :)
i've been chainsawing all day. i've been awake since the clock was officially yesterday. i don't have hot water or AC or a fridge right now. i'm sorry it's not real high on my todo list. :)

i'm working on a game right now that i'm doing key controls on first. i have a clear idea of how they should be.
my 8bitdo gamepad wa like $16 :p
i sorry. maybe sometime. maybe for 2.0

thanks for letting me know it runs! (unless it's not working with your controller)

:) it's only set up for game controller (JOYINFOEX). i'm not sure how i'd do keys so none. 

dunno if you noticed there's a monthly NSFW jam and discord group :)

hi, umm actually tysm for the feedback, i've only got one other mention of it running at all. it ought to be a standard win32 .exe in the zip, but this is my first distribution with msvc compiler, which does a bunch of extra stuff so i'm not sure if it's compiling properly to work on other systems. are you getting any error messages or what happens? ty!

just for general b.s., i recently had a hair brained notion that herd movement and flocking may be psychologically healthy ativities, like simulations with boids or something where you're one of the things and just move around for theme idea.

no really i don't think you understand im xoxos 

in 1994 i developed the world's first lyrical procedural music platform (in BASIC, songs assembled to tape took all day)
and i've spent decades doing procedural audio and have a couple games on itch as tripalay games

that's a lot of procedural programming time huh!

no omg there's so much you don't know eg. hal chamberlin noted a way of generating a series of 2*32 statistically balanced unique values using one unsigned INT, one mult and one addition so you can stop using all that crazy superstitious witchcraft random number generation your industry seems to believe in. you can learn about the forbidden existence of multiorder interpolation from me! it's real! there's simpler ways to do things! the quadrature oscillator is amazing! angular frequency omg omg

imagine if you lerned about the kelly-lochbaum tract and could do procedural voice synthesis using a couple of CHAR length delay lines!
REAL sounding voices, using PERFORMANT methods you never cared about!
wowie wowie huh no listen alls you gots to do is go
unsigned long int rnd;
rnd = 196314165 * rnd + 907633515;
and you have 2^32 unique values in series instead of going through stupid stuff! try to understand!

simply a compliment. i always thought sex a natural subject for video games since the old shoot em ups. finally i find itch looks like endless 2d porn. i didn't notice to the cartoons but it seems you release games on a variety of topics instead of a "commercial identity focus". it's a shock to find something creative really. i'm not super fond of d/ling content due to advanced age but it's nice to see something artful thank you nice.

just saw :) isosurfaces, volumetric tetrahedrons, second order mass-springs :)

¡oh my ding dong!

anyone at least from the southwest is probably going to see the same word i see here :) <3 mota <3

hey if you want a game idea,

when i was young everybody got surgery for boob jobs. i found out there's a natural way to make boobs firmer and fuller apart from plain clean living. anything to pass this on so women don't have to see a surgeon i figure is good. plus big boobs. fenugreek seed is a source of prolactin and used in indian food and for maple syrup flavor in the u.s.

women can use fenugreek seed oil topically and see results in a month or two similar to breast growth for nursing. it's better with envigorating massage, clean living and stuff.

maybe i'm old and everybody knows this already.

milking simulator rofl. i used mass-springs "a lot" in audio, i was probably thinking second order solution for years before considering making a game :)

there was a gary larson/far side panel of a scientist with his face in a pair of boobs on a panel on the wall. i think of that a lot :)

i always wondered why i didn't see more sex video games since the 80s, like zaxxon with dicks and stuff. or like centipede with... no, ok not that. i'm just doing flying birds now but i was thinking volumetric tetrahedral meshes would make awesome boob sims. maybe squishy lavish bb2 or just like two big boobs and some cursor object to squish them around with for 30 seconds stress relief. boobs boobs boobs rofl :)

ty, if there's numbers i'll do keys for folks, it's not much fun with keys now. camera might have been a com error, sorriez. thanks for having a look and listen! my background is in procedural audio and it was pretty funny to see this project realised.

i made a bunch of dumb songs about boobs and weed with an AI audio generation tool in beta when i was working on it. it won't write those kinds of songs any more, but the youtube videos for this game might be a fair laugh for some audiences :)

free version is updated to msvc's "release build", but it's made an even smaller 300kb file, so the pay version is the same until someone posts if it works. edit. posted. file replaced.

thanks, i was using borland fclt compiler until 2019 (5 megs on disk). i've put the debug build app in the zip, i didn't know there was a difference from the release build because i don't actually want to spend any time paying attention to anyone from microsoft. chatgpt just told me though so i'll try that now. finally humanity invented a robot that will tell me how to do things instead of suck dingdongs at the masonic lodge.