It was fun trying to figure out all the endings to this one! I liked the zany tone and approach :)

This is cute, bringing back memories of childhood... and adulthood... The meta element was fun, caught me off-guard! I think I found all (?) three endings? Feels like it's meant to be a parser game, but it just about works in this format (and pretty presentation). Poor Sam. (At the start I wondered if maybe this shouldn't be in second-person, because it did activate the "I Would Not Say/Do That" feeling...)