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Kronington
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i showed this to my good ol friend joe we played multiplayer and he said this game looks like dont starve + diep.io so i bashed him on the side of his head with an oversized mallet and he started dancing and i said go white boy go later that day he tried to sell me rope and lamp oil but i knew he was trying to trick me because he already drank all the lamp oil but uh very cool game
suwa moriya 64 has consistently remained as the king of 3d platforming for centuries due to its razor precision and expressiveness i remember my old grampa in Albania telling me how when Italy peacefully annexed them back in the war every Friday evening they would play suwa moriya 64 with the Italian soldiers and any time someone said funny frog lady they would all drink bottles of hand sanitizer pretty good graphics though
shanghai scramble is an instant classic pure and simple where you can play from the perspective of a amazon prime delivery worker and its one of those games that you can never put down I've been playing this game for 13 days without blinking my little golbin men have injected me with a constant stream of iv fluids (they stole some from the hospital) in fact I'm playing it as i speak my score as of writing this is 50 so therefore i am the bestest gamer in the world
it was very fun collecting food for that FOOD EATING BITCH GOD SHES SO HOT it ringed a bell for me but i did i spent two hours trying to figure out which button was the jump button and ms half ghost girl said hurry tf up and i punched the screen and started profusely crying but the graphics and music is pretty cool
this game has perplexed even the highest of world chess champions with the funny lazytown stephanie girl with its cunning and masterful ai when i played this game i noticed that the satori knew every single move i was gonna make because she could read my thoughts so i thought about gene shalit so that's how i won also that eye has seen some shit