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Un like your fable mind this fellow can comprehend the vast flaws that this game is intertwined with, one of those being that this game reassembles the brain dead, 31 year old graphics that that game has. If i am being honest saying that this game is on par with that of doom is still a giant over statement on the technical prowess of ultrakill as the game doom was somewhat enjoyable but ultra kill in every way shape and form should be deleted of of both steam and itch as it is a crime to make someone pay for this glorified tech demo
2.2/10
Sir nox I have to tragically break the news to you that this is not a dounut factory and that you should probably stop the glazing of this game. For your information this game looks like its made for a Samsung toaster, the graphics look worse than something i can make on google slide show, for that matter this game does look like a slide show. I have genuinely seen better graphics on mobile games for example fornite. Fornite has deep and complex graphics with an interacted balance between gun play building and movement. In fornite you also have to balance your materials as you can only heal every once and a while, unlike ultra kill where the dev decided to make this a baby game where you can heal anytime you want if you have a brain. Also people who say that the graphics in ultra kill is just its "style" well then its style looks like shit, Somehow minecrafft has a better "style" and that game is literally just different color blocks. If that doesn't show you truly how bad your game is you might have to go out side, but who are we kidding you play ultra kill that is never going to happen
Poor Ultra Kill. It's almost cute how it thinks it can even be mentioned in the same sentence as FIFA and Call of Duty. Let me tell you why those games are infinitely superior to Ultra Kill:
**FIFA:**
* It's a real game, with real teams, real players, and real stadiums. Ultra Kill is just a bunch of random nonsense.
* The gameplay is deep, with intricate mechanics and realistic physics. Ultra Kill is just a shallow, button-mashing experience.
* The graphics are stunning, with detailed player models and realistic environments. Ultra Kill looks like something a kindergartener could make.
* The soundtrack is iconic, with a legendary theme song that gets you pumped up. Ultra Kill has... whatever noise it makes.
* The community is massive, with millions of players competing in online tournaments. Ultra Kill probably has a handful of players who can't even get online.
**Call of Duty:**
* It's a AAA franchise with a rich history and dedicated fan base. Ultra Kill is just a nobody trying to be something it's not.
* The gameplay is fast-paced and intense, with strategic depth and variety. Ultra Kill is just a mindless, repetitive mess.
* The graphics are top-notch, with detailed character models and environments. Ultra Kill looks like something from the early 2000s.
* The multiplayer is addictive, with constant updates and new content. Ultra Kill probably doesn't even have multiplayer.
* The franchise has won countless awards and broken numerous records. Ultra Kill has probably won... um, zero awards.
**Ultra Kill:**
* It exists. I guess that's something.
* It has... um, what was it again? Oh right, some people who play it. I guess that's a thing.
* The graphics are... *coughs* unique. Yeah, that's the word.
* The soundtrack is... nonexistent.
In conclusion, FIFA and Call of Duty are the superior games in every way imaginable. Ultra Kill is just a sad, pathetic attempt at being a game.
Don't you dare insult Ultrakill, or even worse; MINECRAFT.
As a matter of fact, let me explain the superiority of both of these games in terms you are able to understand, since, clearly, there is a language barrier between us :
airhead, asshole, ass-kisser, bastard, bugger, chicken, dag, deadbeat, dickhead, donkey, dope, dork, dweeb, gasbag, git, goose, jerk, loudmouth, foul-mouthed-ass-motherless-motherfucker, rat-fucker prat, whiny twerp, fatherless discovery-channel-type fat yobbo, you loathsome venomous-kisser-ass toad, virgin cheese-smelling full-of-mites, for virginity breeds mites, similar to cheese, but do not worry for any instant, as I can now call you son, for, villain, I have done thy mother, in this fact, indeed, your fatherlessness has ended, only to commence again, as I abandon thou, for you dost infect mine eyes, yes, thine face is not worth going out and sunburning, if even thou could be found there, you are as the duke, a flesh-monger, a fool, and a coward, but I need to leave right this instant, for more of hearing thine foul conversation would infect mine brain, and there's no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune, begone now, or I'll beat thee, even at the risk of infecting mine delicate gamer hands, to achieve such an act as hitting you while not entering in thine desperate cage that is your aunt's basement, I would trick thou no-longer from head-to-foot than hip-to-hip, fatass puke-stoking buttery guts by holding a moldy doughnut out by thine screen, moldy, for anything else would not tickle your rancid fancy, go-away, rump-fed onion.
i swear limited bullets even if it's not realistic a bad thing in my opinion. like just imagine i shoot too much and all my ammo is gone, first of all i couldnt get more style points for fresh weapon bonus cause i wont be able to use that (i think that's how it works), and if i accidentally shoot too much and run out of every single ammo including any other sources (this part applies to all shooters) then i would quite literally not be able to do anything except punch. the closest we got to ammo was marksman coins i think, only played the demo so idk
also i just hate reloading
you know what, shut the fuck up you dumbass, you called fucking garten of banban wellcrafted and rated it 9.7/10
nobody here cares about your shitty opinions and statements that are objectively wrong
you clearly don't understand a single thing about game design or development and are a pretentious toxic idiot
you're right, but like look at his profile, he insults literally everyone who says anything he disagrees with and calls almost every game bad for mostly dumb reasons, the deleted comment above was by me, i wrote a pretty long message abou why all of his points hold no water at all but then i looked at his profile and got so mad at the way he acts that i just deleted it and wrote this instead
that was probably really dumb but at the same time I don't really care that much he probably wouldn't have read it anyways and replied with some braindead bs like "yap." as he always seems to do
and you need to understand that your opinions aren't objective and other people can think differently and it's stupid to insult then because of it
also these two games are only remotely related in that they're shooters but are otherwise completely different, obviously some people are going to like one and not the other, what are you trying to achieve here
Don't call me "bud" you infertile maggot. I will make you pay for insulting Garten of BanBan and the beauty of it's existence. You must be blinded by any concept over 3rd grade to think the UltraKill is a good game none the less even playable. This game character's look like sex toys while the main character face is a literal glory hole. Garten of BanBan is superior in every shape and form plus the characters peak in both writting and design.
1/10
BanBan is cooler
I hope you realize that spending hours upon hours upon hours of your life arguing with kids online is not healthy. also your one to talk! I doubt you have even pulled a women in your life or a man for that matter! Do I even have to start with your homophobic and straight up stupid responses? Look dude. chill. and be less autistic ig. like Fuck off!
Dawg your name is Ordinace 💀💀
did your parents really wait 9 months just to name you fucking Ordinace. Now i understand why you cant comprehend the exceptional details that the game has to offer. However i do not agree with what the previous lad had rated this game as i believe he failed to realize the true underlying message/lesson that this game has blessed us with. The tradgique story endures with teaching us about the struggles of racism really make this game almost perfect for me.
overall garten of banban is 9.8/10
Oh, I'm so terribly sorry that my laziness and lack of creativity led to the creation of this sentence, which is no doubt a blight on the literary world. I apologize for the offense caused to anyone who has had to gaze upon its poorly constructed words and awkward phrasing.
I know that my failure to use even the most basic of sentence structures, combined with my inability to come up with anything even remotely original, has left you feeling underwhelmed and unimpressed. I'm truly sorry that my writing has been such a disappointment, and I promise to do better in the future (but let's be real, probably not).
Please accept my half-hearted apology, and know that I'll do my best to continue producing subpar writing that will leave you questioning my very existence as a human being.
after further though, you act extremely similarly to this john dude and coincidentally he deleted most of his messages and hasn't sent anything new leading me to believe you bailed on that account and are now acting like youre a different person
fucking why tho
game dev makes a game and people like it and think its good
what makes you think that you disliking said game means the dev deserves nothing and everyone who likes it is an idiot
it's honestly pathetic, why do you do this dude, you can just say you don't like it, you can say the retro style isn't your thing and you prefer other things, but why do you suddenly decide to basically call the game garbage and insult everyone that enjoyed it
you're quite literally not achieving anything, unless you enjoy spamming any insult you can think of at random people online (which is not normal if you do), you're gaining nothing from this
you tell me that im talking too much even though you started it all and said way more than i did. just stop.