Interesting game :) My only complaint is that the music gets choppy after some time on my pc (is that intentional?) And of course the dialogue, but others have pointed that out already. Other than that, great
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Whew... I played this for way longer than i wanted... But at least im second on the leaderboard :) (( Also i swear to god i had such a great run and then accidentally refreshed the page :( ))
But anyway, this game is really great. Once i started to figure out the ways i could exploit the life system, it really hooked me. Ok soo, here's the strat:
1. Always get +12.5% chance to not lose a life OR +1 life every 4 games if you can
2. UNLESS the other effect is that you lose 1 life more with every missed ball
3. also you should not get too greedy with effect that makes the ball go faster when moving in your direction. If it's already quite fast, you should avoid that too
4. ((The best combination is +12.5 chance to not lose life and create a little wall on the enemy side imo))
5. DO NOT choose blur. Unless you hate yourself.
6. Distort and flip screen also suck. Avoid these as well.
7. (((Enemy slow > Enemy Shrink)))
8. (((Player enlargement > Player Speed boost)))
ok, here comes the good part:
9. The stuff that gives you lifes every 4 rounds actually also works when you lose
10. If you have enough of the stuff that makes you not lose a life or that regenerates life over time, you're practically invincible
11. Profit
12. Profit
13. Profit
14. (...)
15. Realize how much time you actually wasted on a simple pong game.
16. Regret life decisions.
17. depression :(
18. aaa
19. Realize that life goes on
20. heal
21. life a happy and joyful life
:)
Thank you for this great game, truly a gem of the jam imo.
Thank you! Good question... The limbs are actually incorrectly labeled, they're not always limbs :) There is also a nose, eyes, ears and organs. Actually there is a system that makes it so that you can't feed him more than 2 legs/eyes/arms... Although it still doesn't make sense that you can feed him both of your eyes and still see everything. Also, how are you going to feed him if you don't have any arms or legs? Yeah, as you can see, this game is full of logical errors. So i guess the player is actually an octopus with three eyes and human-like hands, feet and ear :)