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A jam submission

Cosmic Boober 7000000View game page

Shoot-em-up with boobies
Submitted by crinklemeyer — 6 days, 13 hours before the deadline
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Results

CriteriaRankScore*Raw Score
Play#104.0324.032
Horny#103.7743.774
Aesthetic#183.9353.935
Harmony#203.5483.548
Novelty#293.2583.258
Overall#293.0653.065
Sound#323.0003.000
Narrative#462.3232.323
Kink#572.5162.516
Ambition#612.5162.516
Stealth#721.7421.742

Ranked from 31 ratings. Score is adjusted from raw score by the median number of ratings per game in the jam.

Stuff you did not do in February
I used some touched-up versions of existing scripts that can be found here: https://crinklemeyer.itch.io/gamemaker-shape-draw-tool for drawing the space girl

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Submitted (1 edit)

"You just like playing with my boobs, don't you?"
Well… those jiggle physics are pretty fun, I can’t help it 😳

Succeeded on my second try! Fun little game—honestly, the only thing missing is some music.

Edit: Just noticed that your other games use the same graphics engine (not sure what to call it exactly). I think combining this style with actual gameplay really helps showcase your work (I say "gameplay" in the sense that your other games feel more like tech demo, but are great nontheless) !
Super interesting stuff.

Developer

i'm not too sure what to call it either, lol. but yeah!! i hope to expand on it and make some more games to showcase it.

thanks for the review 🫡🫡🫡

Submitted

this is great! took me only one try (2:18.43) but i did lose two lives in the process, so it was kind of the perfect jam game difficulty.

i found there didn't seem to be much reason to do anything other than spam left click, even once i discovered the really big charge shot you could get. just left clicking really fast seemed to still be more effective. which is a bit of a shame as it means i didn't get to see the physics doing too much during the game. i did attempt to play through a second time with an autoclicker (as i like to do with these kinds of spam-the-mouse-button games) but interestingly the autoclicker did not work lol.

but either way this game was just super neat. very fun to play through and feels playfully sexual in a way i enjoyed.

Developer(+1)

thanks 😄 I just tried an autoclicker and yeah it didn't work for me either!! might just be the web version, because it worked on the Windows version during testing. also yeah the spam-clicking strat definitely takes over LOL. which is also a shame because if there were ever a speedrun of this game, world record would basically go to whoever can click the fastest. I thought the charged shots were better DPS, but I suppose it depends on how fast u can click lol

Submitted(+1)

Very cool game! The jiggle physics are a sight to see 👁️

Submitted(+1)

Really enjoyed this game. The dynamic animations that react to your projectiles make it feel very fun to play. The difficulty was just fine for me.
And the small talk she does to you between rounds was a nice touch.

Submitted

Really good little action game! Everything feels polished, balanced and complete. I love the minimal color aesthetic and interactive animations, everything looks very pleasant. I like the way that the dialogue is set up, it's not intrusive and adds a bit of story to the experience. Music could be a good addition, but it doesn't feel like a major absence because the sounds are very fitting, and there's enough variety.

The controls and mechanics felt good the whole way through. The game throws new types of attacks at the player frequently to keep things challenging. The overall difficulty is slightly on the easy side but it feels appropriate for the length. The clarity of the art style matches the gameplay really well!

It feels quite finished and does a great job of keeping the player entertained for the entirety of its playtime. The free mode is a very nice little reward. Great job!

Developer(+1)

thank you!!!!!! i do think music would be a great addition too

Submitted

Super charming. I love the minimalist artstyle.

I enjoy the game's structure, each phase having a distinct pattern that increases in intensity halfway through. I also like how the ship tracks the target, letting you focus your attention on dodging - and ofcourse the excellent breast physics :3 The physics being slightly different based on the space lady's current stage of undress is a very nice detail too.

Took a few attempts on account of my browser lagging and causing my ship to stop following the cursor momentarily. Not really a fault of the game, just a byproduct of the game being browser only. Still, I managed to beat it soon enough.

All in all a very tidy little package, with polish in all the right places. Honestly I'd love to just see more of it~

Developer

thanks!!!!!! true, the browser version definitely comes with some issues

Submitted

Firstly: a hilarious name. That gets you curious right from the get-go, and the description also make it clear very quickly that this game doesn’t take itself particularly seriously. The gameplay is SOLIDLY fun - the beam attack making her boobs wiggle around is one of my favorite things I’ve seen all jam, and the difficulty hits that sweet spot of being difficult but not insurmountable. Space girl’s lines are also great, as are the game over screen text!

Only critique I have is that it’d be nice to have a hold down to shoot button that wasn’t also the charge POWA button - a few rounds of playing this to try and beat it has left my poor pointer finger somewhat unhappy (though I’m not a bullet hell person usually, so it might be a genre thing I’m unfamilar with).

This exceeded my expectations and I am very curious if sub two minutes is possible! (2:08 here).

Developer

thank u!!!! also nahh I totally agree about the shoot button thing. on one hand, I like that the main gameplay is all one-button. on the other hand, you are kinda incentivized to spam-click, which is no fun. I tried to combat this by making the non-beam charged shots more worth it. I THINK (not certain) that the best DPS is to charge bullets until JUST before the beam. there might be more tech having to do with the transitions when she has dialogue, but IDK. thx for the comment!!

Submitted(+1)

Really fun and well executed! I missed the part about the charge shot my first time through and I'm so glad I replayed because the boobs in the beam is my favorite part of the whole game lol. The pacing and difficulty curve were great, the writing was fun, and the bullet patterns were tough enough to be exciting without ever feeling cheap. Honestly just a great job all around!

Submitted(+1)

Normally I'm trash at bullet hells. But this game being controlled by the mouse worked very well for me. Since I use a pen tablet, dodging stuff was quite fun.

Submitted(+1)

do i detect a trend in the game jam submissions 👀

Jokes aside, this is a very solid entry. The gameplay is horny, and the horny contributes to gameplay. Wrap those two together, add a shockingly well-designed difficulty curve, sprinkle on a variety of interesting attacks and you've got a jam game worth being proud of.

Submitted(+1)

Fun little shoot em up with a fun premise. I am absolutely in love with the visuals it's genuinely pleasing to look at and play.

Submitted(+1)

Fun bullet dodger game and you get to see bouncy boobs which is a good upside that most bullet dodging games do not have. I did not win yet

Submitted(+1)

2:20.51 with significant mistakes. I better move on and not try to get a better time than that, at least right now, lol.

As you can maybe tell by the above i enjoyed this more than i was expecting to. "Strip the opponent" gameplay is an absolute classic, reminds me of the flash games of yore—bullet hell is a great pairing for it. There's a nice aesthetic there, and the boober drawing technology is incredibly effetive for how simple it appears to actually be. I guess it really is all in the motion, which you nailed. Always fun to see virtual breasts drop when whatever was holding them up is suddenly magicked away.

The one thing that really I would knock is that the beam is really loud. Way louder than anything else. I'd turn that down a bit.

Developer

wow thanks!! yeah i agree that beam is way too loud LOL definitely going to tone that down

Submitted

It was a lot of fun! I spent waay to long trying to get a fast time, I'm super close to <2 min. I think having some music and maybe powerups would be nice. But overall the difficulty is very well-balanced!

Developer

thanks!!! that's a good time. i think sub 2 is possible (without an auto-clicker) but i have not seen it myself

Submitted(+1)

Reminds me of "Deep space waifu". fun and short.

Submitted(+1)

A bullet hell, nice!

Submitted

This reminds me of my silly bullet hell from a few years ago, “Dongs,” except actually worth playing.

Developer

hahahah nice. i like the music

Submitted(+1)

The music was actually the only reason I even submitted it, because I’d made music for someone else’s game and they abandoned the jam without submitting anything so I figured I shouldn’t let the track go to waste. (And then due to an issue with the itch app nobody could hear it anyway.)

Submitted

Pretty fun! Nice little bullet hell progression without it being too unforgiving! I dig the simple style too.

Developer

thanks!! 🫠