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he's right. Don't 

the whole place should have exploded with me in charge

shpooded in

vibes

bet

my keyboard is broken now

another good game for the meatball genre

quoting Phineas and ferb cuz I ain't got rhythm

quoting Phineas and ferb cuz I ain't got rhythm

I was indeed entertained

where can I buy a new brain

couldn't beat the game. maybe add a pay to win mechanic to make it easier

add guns to every sport

don't eat the world biggy. that's where my car is parked

all praise the blue cube

I wish I could parry kanye's weird comments

didn't need to spend any time tuning and my fingers didn't hurt. does that mean I'm good at the game

ospulvis peak

the tunes are my life now

I beat the game within an hour and didn't get a bikini sprite. other than that great Metroid game

Not sure if it would make the game too easy but it would definitely be less interesting. Having to stand still during siphoning makes the player really need to think about positioning and brings a bit of risk and reward where the player may choose to siphon a bit longer instead of moving. thanks for playing btw

truly the "john must die" of 2025

oh no I meant it as a joke. cause social interactions

my neurodivergence was a disadvantage during this game

corporate needs you to release this banger of a song somewhere immediately.

how many sheldons does it take to switch a light bulb

Horti might not be the clean power source we need. But it's the clean power source we deserve

this many outlets in your kitchens seems like it should be a fire hazard

average dorm room experience I'd imagine

Wow, how great it is to see another bigmode wizard game. PS, you'll hear from my lawyers :)

I will hear the guy saying wipeout while I'm sleeping tonight

you turned my brain into a silly straw

only right way to play is is to start at 3 am and only allow yourself to sleep ones you beat it

robot made me sad. In a good way

I'm like a raccoon going through god's trash

ah crap I think I know what this is. well thanks for playing anyways

oh damn could you tell me where it crashed specifically? any errors?

packs a punch

can one hug man be real, please? I need him

I was wondering why I have never had a successful dating experience. turns out I should have just shot yellow robots with splash damage for years