Nope, not a virus, but it is a little buggy with some resolutions, so I apologize in advance for that
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The controls are challenging to get used to, but definitely not broken. Mouse buttons make you reach your arms out in that direction and A and D makes you grip onto wherever your hands are. Ideally you'd wanna reach until your hands are on a coloured hold and grip onto that. Then pull yourself in by moving your mouse and repeat.
Thank you very much for the detailed feedback! Apologies for all the bugs you encountered. Looks like the barrier power was the true enemy! :P
I thought I coded the logic such that the dice would only enable damage to enemies when dashed into, so I'm surprised that you managed to deal damage without dashing.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the greatest game on the planet. The design is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of human psychology, most of the game design will go over a typical gamer's head. There's also the dice's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these rolls, to realise that they're not just rolling the dice - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the greatest game on the planet truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the iconic line when you roll a six "conkratulacions," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Lyfe's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a the greatest game on the planet tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
The concept and execution of using the 2 dices were done well! I was a little confused at first but I quickly got the gist of it. I love the knife attack, it felt good to clear out such a huge amount of enemies. I would love to see different enemies that can only be killed or killed easier by certain powerups to incentivise strategy on the dice rolls.