This was a real treat! The premise was excellent in terms of meeting the theme, the story was legitimately emotional, the gameplay was varied and interesting, it truly had everything. The quest log was a great touch, and the mini map was super cool too! Obviously the graphics are on the rough side as I'm sure you know but you fully committed to the style and it honestly kind of works given the absurdity of everything going on in the game. I legitimately have no real criticism, I'm still a little bit in shock haha.

Amazing story, so sad ;-;
Love Cabbage so cool! B-l

Orange situation was so sad.

Great narrative. The opening actually made me chuckle.  You have crafted an entire experience in such a short time!

I only have some small nitpick critiques. None of them really impacted the game. 

The Y-sorting of the trees (some trunks were on top of the trees in-front) 

If I hit "e" during a conversation, it registers as speaking again. The continue button hitbox was too small

The timer was a little stressful, and I feel like the game would be better without it.

This is a masterpiece of story and art! Great game!

It was so loooooonggggggg ;(

I was blessed by Egg Jesus! Boo Yea lol This was really fun, thank you.

Love it! R.I.P. mama and papa orange.

Great game. May your veggies never expire!

Good game. Had my fun playing, it's the one with an engaging story and npcs to build the game lore!

very nice ending I didn't expect him to be there 🕶

Can't believe I just cried due to vegetables 🥲 It's a great story and has a great intro. GG

Honestly didn't expect to be invested into the story, the music was really fitting and although not the most polished, the graphics were still beautiful, definitely a contestor for the humor aspect.

I would say that there were a lot of NPCs though, and talking to all of them felt like it took a lot of time for no value, especially with the time limit stress. Nevertheless a great entry!!

great game. gonna revisit it tomorrow to properly rate - awesome amoounts of effort went into it from what i can see

Very funny game man, I loved it, good job for your first game jam!

Getting blessed by eggs and going to heaven wasn't on my todo list but im glad that I did it. the story is very funny and the AAA microsoft paint assets made it better!

Great game xd , loved the dialogues choices and game play !!!

this is rediculous in the best way possible.. after the intro i was exspecting you to ask for "just a dollar a day"

It's a great game for the amount of time that was available. I can see the amount of work that you have put into it

I’m writing this as I play

first thoughts… wow… nice cutscenes and dialog progression, feels like a polished experience

first nitpickery: would prefer to not have to use the mouse to advance/close dialog

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paper is clearly overpowered in the rock paper scissors game : P

that’s so much writing (which I understand is a lot more work than people tend to give it credit for)

you managed to give vegetables (ewww) personality with very simple art. and it has QUESTS!

I’m not super sold on your take on the theme though, just the timer?

EDIT: remembered this later… I didn’t pay too much attention to one of the dialogues and then was lost on what to do in the forest for santa, would be nice to have the vegetables repeat the actual thing they want instead of “oh yeah I’ll be thankful” for people that tend to mash without thinking too much like me (I went back and tried again to see the dialog I missed)

EDIT2: keep coming back to the art, each vegetable/worm/jesus is very clear on what it is, not easy with stylized ““simple”” (much better than anything I can do for sure) art like this

will be very honest that it is 100% NOT the type of game I enjoy (too much writing, too little gameplay) but I won’t rate it based on my taste