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| Criteria | Rank | Score* | Raw Score |
| Originality | #77 | 4.139 | 4.139 |
| Fun | #131 | 3.583 | 3.583 |
| Presentation | #192 | 3.750 | 3.750 |
| Theme | #454 | 2.722 | 2.722 |
Ranked from 37 ratings. Score is adjusted from raw score by the median number of ratings per game in the jam.
How does your game represent "Power"?
In this hypercapitalistic snail society, big time investors hold all the power to make or break your product (and as a result, make or break YOU). It’s the big day, and as one of the most innovative Disruptors of your generation, you’ve got a meeting with the Big Boss - but you may have fudged some numbers and need to gather a bit more investment money before you can make the big sale.
On the elevator ride up to the big guy’s office, give your best “snailevator pitch” to win over the smaller investors you meet along the way, secure that last bit of funding, and crawl your way up to the top of this snail race economy. But don’t worry - with your computer companion S.N.A.I.L. (Sales Network AI Library) helping with your pitches, you’re sure to impress them all… right?
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I just mashed my keyboard for one of the answers and the boss gave me a thousand dollars. I love capitalism
The cowboy snail is my new spirit animal
oh my god.
Never thought i needed a shark tank snails version. But it turns out I do.
Cool concept and I loved the way you created a whole atmosphere for the plot.
I had fun with this one, just pitching a bunch of insane ideas and getting results. If only Netflix would return my calls...
Good job, lol.
I think the French chef really liked my idea for a rocket launcher. Great game!
I gave some guy a pitch for the Banjo 2.0, he loved it.
Very funny game. Great job!
Madlibbing is always funny :D
Hilarious idea, how did you even come up with this xD Really like the snail art, and the UI is very fancy too! I hope I got away from the big snail boss at the end!
Creative and fun mad libs type game. It was fun to see the words fill out the prompt and sometimes a challenge to come up with the right words in time. I beat the game on my second attempt, business is cruel. Good work overall!
I really liked the Mad Libs-like gameplay and all the funny snail designs! Great job!
I love seeing all the snails, I liked frantically typing in answers I have never seen a mad-lib game like this before, although I wish I had a little more time to read the final product, I'm also very curious how it works because sometimes I would put in what I thought was a good answer and it would say it was wrong, or I would put in gibberish and it would say it was right, overall I love this game!
O_o just got to the twist
LOL THIS COMMENT CHAIN HAS ME DEAD
And here is a hint of how it works:
cri lol
The snails are so fun looking and filled with lots of personality! I really felt like I was doing lots of good business, surely all the skills I learned from this game will translate irl and I now fully expect snails to throw money at me now in real life. Super charming game and I love the low stakes vibe it has going for it.
Haha funny game! First Madlib-type video game I have played. I enjoyed it
I thank my lucky stars I know about dragonfruit.
oh my god during every playtest I could not figure out an answer to that prompt and now I know it thanks to you. I was not the one writing the prompts lol
Funny!
I guess I get the theme, though it feels more like "money" than "power" to me, but that's subjective. Great job on this! Very funny and fun, I always like madlibs.
yea totally valid. its probably a good thing if you are not associating money with power too directly lol
Fun little Madlib type game :)
genuinely funny and creative idea. really well done.
hey I played your game yesterday while we were uploading! loved your game and art style! and thank you for your comment :)
aww thank you!!
Well executed idea. Love the elevator environment and music. Screw the Big Boss!
fun idea, really like the sound and presentation. good job.
Thank you! :D